Your name is Egbert Boxx and your upset with the recent Homestuck update. You're worried that Gamzee has a little to much iron in his diet recently. First the bullets now a crowbar....but any who even if your room is very small for you you really don't mind. Even with limited space you still found a way to cover almost every nook and cranny with something Homestuck related. Like your friend Tree you too style your hair like your favorite character, John Egbert, though yours is a little bit more unruly. Sadly having a lisp you can't say many things around Tree without him blushing every time you say your "S" or "Z" for some strange reason...maybe he's annoyed of you?
You type in a DARK BLUE color and in a relatively grammatical correct way. You have a tendency to throw in dumb buck tooth faces while you type. You randomly cosplay your favorite humans and trolls from Homestuck, but can't get your best friend to join you YET. You own a white German Shepard named Casey, and she randomly pops out of the blue when your walking around the house.