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AE: It's just a prototype so we are the first kids in the world to play it and try it out to see if there are any bugs, but if there isn't any bugs we just tell my mum and she tells Hussie and then the game is published to the world simple as that. Just get a few more friends to play and we can start. Call me when you get 4 more players to link with us. I'll be waiting. Oh and don't worry about sending them the game. Just copy the code on the back in an e-mail and send it to them for they can play with us and we are set.

BT: I seriously can't thank you enough! I'll call you when I get a hold of some people ok cuz?

AE: Alright cuz so see you later!

BT: SEE YA!

you look open the game and a little pice of paper falls out. you don't understand it, but it had weird symbols on it....Alternian? Na...It's not even a real planet.

or is it?....

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BT: Dude I totally owe you a blow job now don't I?

AE: OH GOD no....Egbert you scare me sometimes and make me feel uncomfortable around you , but thats my gift to you no charge. Like I said your birthday present in advance. I have the second disk so we can play with each other. Actually I have 4 extra copies from my mom. Though yours is the only one signed by THE HUSSIE himself.  You think you could get a few extra friends for we could all play?

BT: Still how did you get this game? Even from the Huss He even said the game wasn't fully done. 

Egbert nerd a little on the floor!

BT:  OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW...WHAT...GOG....ORGASM! EYE CANDY FUCKING ORGASM! JAMES IF YOU WERENT MY COUSIN I WOULD TOTALLY BE MAKING OUT WITH YOU RIGHT NOW! O MY GOG! IT'S NOT EVEN IN STORES AND YOU GOT THIS FOR ME! OMFGF!

(("OMFGF" Means "Oh My Flipping Gold Fish"))

Give game to Egbert

AE: It's the new Homestuck game that Hussie is going to publish soon. It's not even in stores yet, but my Motha has some connections and she got this copy straight from The HUSSIE himself~

OH RIGHT!

AE: OH ! Egbert! I have a surprise for you! Since it's going to be your birthday soon and all that ! I just know you will just simply adore it!

BT: OOOHHH! WHAT IS IT ENGLISH SPIT IT OUT GIVE ME! GIVE ME! GIVE ME!

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BT: See James My dog is the best. She even knows what I like. Well She was the one who took care of me most of the time any ways.

AE: What do you mean?

BT: Well my dad has always been too busy to take care of me so my dog fed me and clothed me as a kid she even showed me how to climb a tree.

AE: uuuuhhhhh....Egbert you really sound like a Jade not going to lie to you my jolly good friend...

BT: Yeah I know, but hey at least she's not a savage who eats her own crap right? haha

AE: hehe..Yeah...sure Egbert, what eva you say....