CODE GOD: 01/27/13

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CdC: Im GoNnA kIlL ALL tHoSe MoThErFuCkErS aNd ShOw ThEm Who ThE FuCkInG HiGhBloOd Is In ThIs MoThErFuCkInG pLaCe.

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CdC: BuT wHy Am I mOtHeRfUcKiNg CrYiNg?....

HOLY SHIT WHATS THIS?!

LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND OUT HIS BLOOD COLOR FINALLY GUYS!

Wonder why He's crying though....

CdC: ThOsE mOtHeRfUcKeRs HaVe It So DaMn GoOd....HONK

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CdC: *sniff* Honk *sniffle*

CCRREEEAAKKK

crack

FS: WHY EN THE HHHHAAAAEEEELLLLL YOU BE BLACKEN OUT ON ME CRACKA ASS BEOTCH?!

BFS: YOU FREKAING KICKED ME IN THE FACE IM SURPRISED IM NOT DEAD RIGHT NOW!

FS: YOU WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN FOOL?!

BFS: OH GOD NO PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME FOR ONCE!

FS: WELL GET YOUR ASS UP! WE NEED TO TELL ONE LAST PERSON THEN WE CAN FREAKING PLAY IN A FEW MIN!

GET DOWN HERE JORDAN!

Your dad yells for you!

Ask for relationship advice!

Since you kinda live in the middle of nowhere now since you and your Dad moved out of town the only two things or people you could ask anything to are your fellow Troll Plushies, you yourself made by hand. Though they don't respond back, and if they did it would be all vulgar or rants, you still ask these plush little dolls questions and answer them yourself later.

SKKF: So guys what should I do? Should I text back or should I ignore him? Well?

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You ignore your phone and pick up your Kindel Flame. Reading the recent Homestuck update rather quickly, you look back at your phone and your heart is telling you to text back.

You gotta Text!

SKKF: Who the heck is texting me on my nap time?

You see that it is your "best friend" Egbert Boxx, also known as your EX boyfriend. You stair at the contact picture and wonder if you should even answer the bloody twit.

GOOD MORNING JORDAN!

WAKE UP!

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