Your name is JORDAN HILL and you so totally love Homestuck too. Since the past few months you have been dreaming this weird world and you just found out your best friend EGBERT BOXX is too in your dream land. You try to wake him up sometimes, but it is futile on your part. Maybe He will wake up in another time. Though every time you have your ROSPIT dreams you always check up on your buddy to see if he has woken from his slumber, but most times he just moves around in his sleep. Since you love Homestuck so much you think thats the explanation for this PROSPIT looking dream. You filling your head with Homestuck isn't healthy your sweet daddy tells you, but you could care two shits about what he thinks about your fandom. Jordan! WAKE THIS DUMB ASS UP!
